Do You Stanky Leg or Do You Humpty Dance?

Digital Underground

I’d like to think I’m one of those open-minded individuals that can appreciate a wide variety of things. One of those things is definitely music. I’ve deemed myself a music “pig”. Just like pigs eat anything, I’ll basically listen to anything – essentially, I have extremely eclectic musical tastes and interests. That being said, Prince, who is my all-time favorite artist, released his latest endeavor “LotusFlow3r” last week. I haven’t copped it just yet, but of course I will be adding it to my collection. But I have sampled the tracks, and am impressed as usual. The album owns his normal trademarks, thoughtful and cocky lyrics and beats so funky they stank. Anything less would be an artist like, oh, I don’t know, Justin Timberlake. And yes, I am still bitter.

A few days ago, in honor of LotusFlow3r’s pending release and due to my barely managed excitement, I poured a glass of wine and reveled in some of his artistry. Matter of fact, I created a playlist on Imeem, if you want to checkout some of my favorite jams. But as I listened and enjoyed the music, I just kept thinking to myself, “Back in the days when I was young I’m not a kid anymore. But some days I sit and wish I was a kid again.” Simply to say, music is changing and I missed his signature songs and style highlighting just how real and funky music can be. Prince has even been rumored to answer questions about the album’s release with comments like “I was tired of waiting on Sade to release a new album”. Simply to say, he felt the world was missing some quality creativity on the music scene. With the advent of artists like Soulja Boy and GS Boyz, it’s obvious music has changed. But is the Stanky Leg really that much different than the Humpty Dance by Digital Underground? Okay, maybe I’m dating myself a little, but I’m an 80’s baby, and I was a fan of The Humpty. But seriously, The Humpty? In verse one of the Humpty dance Humpty Hump proclaims “Just let me introduce myself, my name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty, yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee“. Now is the aforementioned really any different than “If you a ace boon coon chick, you can do it too, snap your fingers in the air and shake yo micros too“? You tell me:

The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground

The Stanky Leg by GS Boyz

I wasn’t ashamed to do the humpty dance in the 80’s and I’m not ashamed to stand on the podium and profess that I do the stanky leg when I go out in 2009! There are always going to be the nonsensical club tracks that are created to make you dance and/or laugh at the foolishness. I think sometimes as adults, we like to judge today’s muscial artists but we have all listened to some suspect music in our lives, and enjoyed it. That’s the beauty of music and expression, there is a song for EVERY mood, and sometimes, I just want to be silly. So maybe I’ll save artists like Prince, A Keys and Anthony Hamilton for those reflective moments in my life, and I’ll ‘walk it out’ and ’swag surf’ on the weekends. What about you? Do you ’superman dem hoes’ when you think no one is watching?

*DD Exits*
*Watch me hit my birdwalk, watch me doooooo it! YUAH!*

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7 Comments on “Do You Stanky Leg or Do You Humpty Dance?”


  1. *Go DD, that’s my DD* :-p But I agree with you. I like all kinds of music…I mean here’s a person who knows just about every word on Tha Carter 3, but can also sing word-for-word to both of Maroon 5’s cd’s and who knows just about EVERY NSync dance they ever had. With that being said I have a myriad of artists whom I love from Maxwell, Aaliyah, Maroon 5, Carrie Underwood…I mean you name ‘em and I probably like ‘em.

    And I completely agree that when I wanna be reflective I might put on some Sade, Corinne Bailey Rae or even Robin Thicke. But every now and then I’ll slap in Urban Legend, Paper Trail, The Carter 3 or even my St. Lunatics album to get funky…lmao! And definitely while I like all kinds of music, when I got out to the clubs, I wanna Two Step, Crank That, G-5 and Stanky Leg all night–hey it gets me crunk.

    So really there are different tastes for every mood with me and I’m sure many people will agree. Nothing wrong with listeneing to ‘Jesus Take the Wheel’ in my car and then getting out and start getting ‘Stanky’…:-)


    • Bet S2P, I’ll listen to anything with a beat and the needs fluctuate depending on my mood and/or interests at the time. Right now, I’m killing Gorilla Zoe and Jadakiss.

      PS ~ Adam Levine could get it….tonight.

      …and tomorrow…

      …and next week…

      …and on my birthday…

      ….and on New Year’s…

      …you get the picture!


  2. I have an east coast bias and I’m a grouchy ass old man at heart, so there’s not much in the mainstream that I’m checking for. Back when, nobody had a problem with 69 Boyz, 95 South or groups like that because there was room for everyone and you could hear a cut by De La Soul or Pure Soul right beside them. But listening to the radio or watching MTV today, you’d think there’s nothing going on with black people besides shaking asses and doing idiotic dances.

    I’ll admit, I’m a bit all over the map when it comes to music. If I’m getting ready to go out, I wanna hear something fly with a groove to get in mack mode -that new Chin Chin album is dope for that. If I’m screaming down 20 with the top back, I gotta have on something fast like Kenna. I do like doing stupid pullups to the club rocking some Rick James “Give it To Me Baby” or James Brown “The Big Payback”, and just hop out like “What!?” as I eye the fine tenderonis in line.

    As for the GS Boyz, if they’re able to get past one-hit wonder status and produce eight albums, launch the career of a hip-hop icon, and tour for twenty years like Digital Underground….I might learn “The Stanky Leg”.


    • MacT, I see you get some interesting musical tastes. And here I was thinking you’d have that 12 Play on repeat all day everyday.

      But, I did think about the potential for artists like GS Boyz to be thrown into the back of the one-hit wonder closet.. But to contrast the environment that Digital Underground forged their career in, it was far riper for the potential to hit supastar status on a longevity tip. Modern music moguls and record companies aren’t concerned about fostering young artists’ careers, they are concerned about the almighty dollar and if your ‘one hit’ is going to pad their recession strapped pockets. So, can The Stanky Leg be compared to The Humpty Dance? Maybe. Is Prince Charming as talented as Humpty Hump? Probably not. But then again, I doubt Swagg Team Entertainment really gives a sh!t. But either way, both The Humpty and the Stanky Leg are ignant ass productions. And sadly, I’m an educated chick that can do them both – and quite well might I add.

      *drop dat, shake dat*
      *whoop ti dee do*

  3. nappyme Says:

    A lot of today’s popular music leaves me shaking my head. Primarily because the lyrics are to explicit, derrogatory, profane, misogenistic, sexist and totally unimaginative. It literally hurts my head and my intelligence to listen to this stuff. I’ll be listening to something, liking the beat and the tune and all of a sudden, they’ll start talking about bitches and hoes and describing sex explicitly. Now, I’m no prude by any stretch of the imagination, (ok…maybe I’m getting there) but I think too much of today’s music and the artists who produce it has absolutely no social morality about it. None. They just let it ALL hang out.

    I honestly can’t bring myself to listen to this crap or support it. And unfortunately that leaves me rather musically isolated and even more out of touch with today’s popular genres of music.

    I can’t even imagine that the next generation could possibly be shocked at anything their kids listen to because I just can’t see how it can get any worse than it is now.

    And that’s just sad…


    • Nappyme…THANKS FOR STOPPING BY! :-) And I can agree with you that much of today’s music just makes no sense at ALL. While I do like my occasional rap and dance snap music, in the past few weeks I’ve been leaning more towards some soulful R&B and music that actually means something.

      I feel like I need to switch it up, listening to too much rap makes one angry…..I need my Maxwell, Sade, Adele to calm me down. :-)


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